inothernews:

“Oh my God this couch.  Oh my God.  It’s toasty in here.  Toasty.  I’m sinking into this down pillow.  What is this material?  It’s so soft.  I wanted to watch TV but I think just sitting here is okay.  Oh geez I just might fall asleep.  It’s sooooooo comfortable.  Fo shizzle.  Whose house is this anyway?  I hope they don’t mind their couch might smell like fish now.  But oh my GOD this fucking couch.  I think I’ll get some shuteye, God DAMN.”

(Photo of a fur seal pup sleeping on a couch inside someone’s home — having entered said home, unannounced — in Tauranga, New Zealand by Annette Swoffer / EPA via the Telegraph)